The Free Land of Hador Lorindol is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.16 billion Hador Lorindolians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The very strong Hador Lorindolian economy, worth 192 trillion Randoms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 60,863 Randoms, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,122 per year while the poor average 12,354, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, agricultural employees work for peanuts, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hador Lorindol's national animal is the Random, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hador Lorindol is ranked 241,394^th in the world and 35^th in Beleriand for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 102.23 on the Gilded Widget Scale.